Kids say the darndest thing

Situation 1:
Mommy and daddy did not come back for dinner that night. When mommy came home, mommy asked me,

Mommy: Darren, what did you eat for dinner tonight?
Darren: I eat rice, beans and egg. I only have 2 dishes, poor boy hor?
Mommy: (thought hear wrongly)..what?
Darren: I only have 2 dishes for dinner, so poor boy hor?
Mommy: hahahaha(surprised with this remark)You are so lucky, got 2 dishes. Some children has nothing to eat at all.

Situation 2:
I was not behaving well and mommy threaten to leave me alone at home and doesn't want to bring me out. I answered mommy,

Darren: How can you leave me alone at home? I am just a kid you know?
Mommy: ???? (speechless)

Situation 3:
Sometimes when I make mommy angry, mommy will tell me

Mommy: I don't want to talk to you anymore./ I don't care anymore, up to you you want to bathe or not?/

I'll answer mommy back by saying,
Darren: I am your son, you know? How can you do/say that to me?

Situation 4:
Mommy scolded me when I open the door creating some loud noise and I asked her,

Darren: You only think of mei mei ar?
Mommy: Yes, I am thinking of mei mei. What if you wake mei mei up? Can you just open the door slowly and don't make so much noise?
Darren: Then how about me? How can you don't think of me? You only think of mei mei.
Mommy: ??? (speechless)